唷，伙计们，怎么样？ Yo, fellas, what's up?
还不是老样子 Same old, same old.
我有强力胶，海洛因，吗啡 甚至有给初用者的全套装备 I got eight balls, I got redi-rocks, I got jumbos. Shit, I even got starter kits.
强力胶两管 Jumbos. Two 20s.
一共四十元 Two 20s be 40.
找得开吗？ Can you break this?
我又不是换钱机 I ain't no cash machine.
你在嘲笑我？ You laughing at me?
老兄，我只是说… Naw, brother, I'm just sayin'...
你嘲笑它吗？ You laugh at this?
哟，等等 Yo, wait. Wait!
把东西拿来 Get the shit.
把钱也拿来 Get the roll.
天杀的，死了 Motherfucker's so dead.
死得透透的 Dead all over.
喔，是吗？ Oh, yeah?
你也去死 You dead too.
爷爷，我告诉你… I tell ya, Grandpa...
今天下午这里都是老爷车 this lot was full of used cars this afternoon.
犯罪组，我是帕夫探员 警官，你好 Crime scenes. Detective Pavletz. How ya doin', Sarge?
等一下 Hold on.
好 Okay.
黑人男性 Black male.
已经死亡 DOA.
在车里 In car.
交叉口 Intersection.
哈伯街… Hubbard...
和里维路 and Leavitt.
枪击的受害者 Apparent gunshot victim.
警官，外观如何？ What's apparent, Sarge?
巨大… Huge...
子弹孔… fuckin' bullet holes...
在头上… in head...
及胸腔 and chest.
好了，足够了 Good enough. All right.
哟，疯狗起来了 Yo, Mad Dog, you're up.
南边又出事了，对不对？ Ass end of the south side, right?
在十四区有一个死亡男性 你会找到的 No, you got a male dead man in the 14th district. You'll find it.
室内还是室外 Indoors or outdoors?
在车里 In a car.
喂，迈克，起来 Yo, Mike, you're up.
给我五分钟 Five more minutes, Ma.
嘿，疯狗 你猜圣诞节我想要什么？ Hey, Mad Dog, you know what I want for Christmas?
十六岁的处女 Sixteen vestal virgins.
整理一下你的领子 Fix your collar.
昨晚那件 〝垃圾桶的人头〞的案件 That head-in-the-garbage-can job last night?
我跟验尸官说 〝带个保龄球袋子来就好〞 I told the coroner, "Just bring a bowling ball bag."
我也告诉你，你的拍档脑死 Mad Dog, I tell you this too, 'cause your partner here is brain dead.
帮我买些小蛋糕 Pick me up some Twinkies.
过两条街就有个小超市 There should be a little mini-mart open a couple of blocks from the scene.
小蛋糕？你这个死胖子 现在是半夜两点 Twinkies? It's 2:00 in the morning, you fat fuck.
我就要小蛋糕 给你这个猴子拍档买根香蕉 Twinkies. And get a banana for your monkey here.
绿色的 A green one.
嘿，疯狗 Hey, Mad Dog.
老套又是死尸一具 Just your basic dead shit skin.
没有现场目击证人 一切擦的干干净净 Nobody's been in the car, right? Everything's nice and cherry?
不错 Hey, absolutely.
喂 Yo!
老兄… Brother...
你被整了 you fucked up.
犯人可能在人群中 帮我照些围观者的照片 The doer might be in the crowd. Think you can get me a group portrait?
是，我们从街道开始 Yeah. Let's do the street.
从血迹的方向看 被害人是在这里被杀死… From the direction of the blood on the window...I'd say your victim got whacked here...
杀手在乘客座位 and your shooter was sitting in the front passenger seat there.
门口有很多血… You got a lot of blood in the doorwell...
当时门一定是打开的 so the door had to be open at the time.
也许他溜进来卖东西… Maybe he slipped in for a quick sale...
结果没谈成 或者他们本来就想黑吃黑 and the deal went sour or it was rip-off time and ba-boom.
你看太阳穴有焦痕 You see that scorch mark over the temple there?
对 Yeah.
枪口离他只有两，三吋远 The muzzle couldn't have been more than two, three inches away.
但你看这儿，反弹却有两尺 But you see this? Your blow-back shot a good two feet.
凶手的手臂一定沾满血迹 So your shooter's arm's gotta be covered with blood.
把他拖出来，我可以查出更多 I can tell you more when we pull him out.
这也是反弹吗？ This blow-back too?
哪里？ Where?
那边的窗子上 Over there on the window.
不，靠头垫没血 反弹不会跳过它 No, there's no blood on the headrest. Blow-back don't leap over things.
是另外一个人 That's somebody else.
有没有铁撬 We got a crowbar somewheres?
嘿，这次是一对 Hey, it's a doubleheader.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
疯狗，这样你会杀了他 还是给他烤吐司吃吧！ You're killing him, Mad Dog. Get him some melba toast.
迈克，叫我韦恩 Mike, do me a favor. My name's Wayne.
我被下了诅咒 That old black magic has me in its spell
它紧紧缠着我 That old black magic that you weave so well
冰凉的手指在我脊椎抚模 Those icy fingers up and down my spine
是所谓看着我眼睛的那种巫术 That same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine
你卖小蛋糕吗？ You got any Twinkies?
没有 No.
那烤吐司呢？ How about melba toast?
什么是烤吐司，对不对？ What the hell's melba toast, right?
多少钱？ What's that?
一块钱 A dollar.
一块？这是旅绾贩卖部吗？ A dollar? What is this, a hotel lobby?
五十分 Fifty cents.
天啊，拜托别杀他 Jesus, don't shoot him. Please.
下条街有很多警察，你开枪 他们一定会听到 Let me tell you, there's a crime scene right down the block. You shoot, they'll hear.
你要钱吗？拿啊！从后门出去 Please, you want the money? Just take it. Go out the back.
你已经拿了吗？ Did you take it yet?
〝你已经拿了吗？〞，我的天 Jesus Christ.
闭嘴 Shut up.
你要钱是不是？ You want the money?
你要钱是不是？ 按这里
你抽烟吗？ You smoke?
哪个牌子？ What do you smoke?
干脆拿几条走 Take some cartons here.
要拿些糖吗？ 你要糖吗？ - Would you like some candy? - Do you like candy?
我看，给他来套马杀鸡好了 Why don't you give him a fucking back rub while you're at it?
你给我住嘴 I said shut up!
拜托从后门出去，要安静 Please, go out the back. You gotta go quiet.
你会逃得了，但一定要现在走 You can make it. You gotta go now, though.
叫部出租车给他 Call him a cab.
给我起来 Get the fuck up.
拜托 Please.
你喜欢方便面还是淡汽水 Do you like Rice-A-Roni? How about a nice Diet Sprite?
他们会听到，他们就在下条街 They'll hear it. They're right down the block.
你这个混蛋 You fucker!
你还好吧？ You all right?
滚开 Fuck off.
打九一一，说〝警察需要支持〞 Call 911. Say "police officer needs assistance."
你是警察？ You're a cop?
照我说的做 告诉他们你店的地址 Just do it. Tell 'em where your store is.
这不是我的店，是他的 This ain't my store. It's his store.
照我的话做 Just do it.
往下走，绕圈走 Down and down I go round and round I go
在爱情旋转轮上 In a spin lovin' the spin I'm in
黑色的诅咒就是爱 That old black magic called love
韦恩 Wayne
老天 Jesus.
你还好吗？ You okay?
还好 Yeah.
你好 What's up?
韦恩，谢谢你 Thanks, Wayne.
要来点咖啡还是别的吗？ Do you want a cup of coffee or something?
不要，还是回家好了 Naw, I'll go through the roof.
来点酒，会帮你入睡 How about a shot of something? It'll help you sleep.
我放弃 I better just flop.
好，祝你有个美梦 Well, sweet dreams.
谢谢，你也一样 Yeah, thanks. You too.
我被下了诅咒 Old black magic has me in its spell
它紧紧缠着我 Old black magic that you weave so well
冰凉的手指在我脊椎抚模 Those icy fingers up and down my spine
是所谓看着我眼睛的那种巫术 The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine
十五年来，我第一次拔枪 That's the first time I've pulled out my gun in 15 years.
居然尿湿裤子 I pissed on myself.
你知道为什么吗？ You know why?
因为你是敏感而聪明的人 Because you're a sensitive, intelligent individual
你尿过裤子吗？ You ever piss on yourself?
照我的作风，我会走进去 杀了他这杂种 I would've walked in there and drilled the red-eyed little bastard...but that's just the way I am.
全凭直觉，动脑时代已经过去 But if I ever had an intelligent thought...it would die of loneliness.
其实到最后都一样 你懂我的意思吧？ It all evens out. You know what I mean?
听我说 Let me tell you something.
下一次再发生，而你很害怕… Next time that happens, you're that scared...
最好是性交 the best thing is sex.
因为在那时你充满了肾上激素 会像火箭一样爆发 You're all adrenalized. You'll go off like a rocket.
好了，给我一点空间 Just give me a break, will you?
昨晚我会和所有… If I was you last night, I would have been on the horn...
跟我没有血缘的女人发生关系 with every broad I knew who wasn't related to me by blood.
韦恩，这杯我请 Wayne, on me.
汤姆 Tom
一点就好 Just a pinch in here.
汤姆，谢谢你 Thanks, Tom.
他们捉到那家伙了吗？ They get the guy?
他们知道他是谁 跑不掉的，没人跑得掉 They know who he is. He ain't going nowhere. They never do.
这家伙有个不变的原则 Now here's a guy with one abiding principle in his life.
迈克 Mike
只要涉及他的，一定拒绝做证 To always refuse to testify...on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate him.
天啊！ Jesus.
芝华士和牛奶 Chivas and milk.
记在我的帐上 汤姆 Put that on my tab, Tommy.
你好了吗？我们走 You ready? Let's go.
我今晚休假 No, I'm off tonight.
有特别节目吗？ You got somethin' on?
我只想再呆一会 Naw, I just... I'll play it by ear.
昨晚你很勇敢，别否认 That was balls up what you did last night Don't kid yourself.
汤姆，谢谢 等会再跟你联络 Thanks, Tom. I'll call you later.
你是韦恩？ Are you Wayne?
你是谁？ Who are you?
哈洛德 Harold.
我到你公寓找你，你不在 I was over to your apartment. You weren't there.
我替老板做事… I work for my boss...
他叫我邀你参加今晚的节目 and he asked me to find you to invite you to this thing tonight.
有这张就免费 It's free with this.
脱口秀俱乐部 The Comic-Cazie Club.
还有免费饮料 You also get a free drink.
谁是你老板？ Who's your boss?
他不准我说，但你认识他 He said not to say...
他真的很想和你聊聊 but that you know him, and he'd really like to talk to you.
别耽心，不是坏事 Don't worry, it's not a bad thing.
是好事 It's a good thing.
哈洛德，他到底是谁 Who is he, Harold?
秀是十点或十点半才开始… It don't start till about 10:00, 10:30...
等一下我可以来接你 but I can come by later and pick you up if you want.
不用了，我不去 No, thanks. I'll pass.
另一个警察，是你的朋友吗？ That other cop? Your friend?
他很喜欢讽刺人 He's very sarcastic.
站住 Hold it.
别动 Don't move.
别呼吸 Don't even breathe.
弗都，通知总部 Call it in, Fredo.
现在就去 Now, Fredo.
好地方，对不对？ Nice place, huh?
给他咖啡和白兰地 Give him a coffee and cognac.
马上来 Comin' up.
给她你的邀请函 Show her your comp.
我要无咖啡因的 没问题 - Decaf, please. - Right.
谁是你的老板？ Who's your boss?
是无咖啡因的吗？ That's decaf, right?
对不起 I'm sorry
真对不起 I'm sorry
你能不能用干净的布擦？ Can't you use a clean napkin or something?
抱歉 I'm sorry
好点吗？ Okay?
没问题 No problem.
拿着饮料我们进去 Take it with you.
你在浪费时间 You're wastin' time.
你们有没有注意到，夜总会的每个歌手都对你们做这个动作 You notice that all nightclub singers do this when they come out? They'll give you this move, right?
等我把脖子修好后 就不会有事了 Everything's gonna be okay as soon as I get my neck fixed
接下来是，来自迈柔斯公园 剃刀头之乡 Now, from Melrose Park...the land of razor-cut hair...
手戴身份证明手镯 爱用丝绒装潢汽车内部 I.D. Bracelets, and velour car interiors.
女士先生们，喜剧大师弗兰克 The comedy stylings of Frank Milo, ladies and gentlemen. Dig it.
哟，弗兰克 Yo, Frankie!
街头杂种 Cosa nostra.
我们的东西 Our thing.
胡说八道 Our thing, my ass.
在意大利语中，这句话… Cosa nostra is Italian...
代表〝低级杂种〞 for "cheap bastards."
唯一比杂种还低的就是警察 The only thing cheaper than a hood is a cop.
警察，别提了 Cops. Forget about it.
They squeeze the nickel till the buffalo shits.
为了五分钱他们什么事都干
低级杂种 Cosa nostra babies.
一般的小孩，出生 哭时是〝哇哇〞 Other babies, they're born...they cry, they go, "Waaaa-waaaa."
而我们这里的小孩哭时是… Our kids, they cry, they go...
〝怎么样〞 "Wha?"
我有个朋友安姬 My friend Angie.
安姬爸爸临终时 Angie's father was on his deathbed.
把儿子们叫来床前… He calls his sons to him and says...
〝你们每个人放一百元 在我棺材里〞 "Put a hundred in my coffin. Each of you."
说不定，可以把它带到天堂去 In case, you know, you can take it with you.
他死后 The guy dies.
她的两个哥哥… Angie's two brothers...
照做了 put in their yardage.
安姬… Angie...
放了一张三百块的支票 而把两百块的现金拿走 drops in a check for 300 and takes out the cash.
这就是安姬 That fuckin' Angie.
安姬的爸爸什么时候死的？ When did Angie's father die?
他在那儿 There he is.
嗨，他们有没有好好照顾你？ Hey, they takin' care of you tonight?
有，谢谢 Yeah, thanks.
别让他们短你小费 Don't let 'em schlong you on tips.
我告诉我的心理医生 有关你以及昨天的事… I told my therapist about you...about what happened...
他说我是个自我毁灭的混蛋… and she said that I was a real suicidal asshole...
实际上，我很害怕… and that, in fact, I was probably very scared...
所以就胡说八道 and was just resorting to macho bullshit like I'm programmed to.
你所做的非常勇敢而慈悲… And that what you did...was very brave and compassionate...
我应该向你道歉和道谢 and that I should both apologize to you and thank you.
嗨，弗兰克 Hey, Frank...
这是不是费唐那休 isn't that Phil Donahue?
哈洛德，把杂志放下来，你有乱视 Put the magazine down before you hurt yourself Okay, Harold?
你结婚了吗？ So, are you married?
没有，没有真正结婚！ No Not personally, no.
我也是 Me neither.
你和黑社会有联络吗？ Are you really connected?
我认识他们，他们认识我 I know guys. Guys know me.
我把钱借出 人们按时照现矩还钱 I put money on the street, people know to pay me back on time as a rule.
他们叫我放高利贷的 They call me "Frank The Money Store."
你听过我？ You hear of me?
没有 No.
好现象 I suppose that's good.
我的心理医生说 我渴望认同感，却无成就欲 Although my therapist says I crave recognition more than accomplishment.
也许这是我喜欢脱口秀的主因 Maybe that's why I do stand-up.
管他的，俱乐部是我的 What the hell? I own the club.
我的表演怎么样？ What do you think of my act?
我一共只听过两个巴迪 一个帕特和半个郎尼的笑话 I heard two Buddy Hackett jokes, a Pat Cooper, and a half a Lenny Bruce.
有件事我注意到… Another thing, you know...
你老爱把观众当笑柄 I was watching you and it's all shooting out at people.
有时后你该把自己当成笑料 Sometimes you should aim in. Make a joke at your own expense.
否则有点… Otherwise it looks, kind of like...
欺负人的感觉 你懂我的意思吗？ It comes off kind of hostile, you know what I mean?
那真是费唐那休 That's Phil fuckin' Donahue.
让手温把酒温热 All right, let the body heat coming up through your hand...warm up the cognac.
将杯子转一转 Give it a little swirl.
用鼻子闻一闻 Take a little sniff.
很棒吧 Nice, right?
喝一小口，含在嘴里 Okay, take a sip, but hold it.
别吞下去 Don't gulp it.
让它慢慢从喉咙滑下去 Just let it leak back down your throat.
我知道怎么喝白兰地 I know how to drink cognac.
好的 Okay.
哈啰，不是现在 Hello. Not now.
干杯 Cheers.
我太太 My wife?
认为做爱和做菜 是中国的两个城市 She thinks fucking and cooking are two cities in China.
你好像告诉我你没结婚 I thought you said you weren't married.
你在哪儿听到的？ Where'd you hear that?
我才编的 I just made that up.
瞎扯淡 Bullshit
不错，就用它 Go ahead. Use it.
Don't ever, ever fuck with me.
永远别耍我 Don't ever lie to me...
轻视我或低估我 disrespect me, underestimate me.
否则有你好看 If you do, your life becomes a raging sea.
但是若像个男子汉一样… But come to me like a man...
伸出双手，向我坦白… come to me eyes open, head up, hand out...
那我也会真心对你 then I become more than a friend, more than a shoulder.
使你美梦成真 I become the expediter of your dreams.
真美 That's beautiful.
韦恩，到车里去 Get the hell in the car, Wayne.
下雨怎么办？ What if it rains?
我希望我很英俊 I wish I was a handsome man.
什么？ What?
我希望我很勇敢，我希望… I wish I was brave. I wish I was...
我希望我是… I wish I had real...
真正的英雄 real guts.
你希望勇敢，英俊 You wish you were a brave, handsome man?
好像有点幼雅 No offense, but that sounds a little immature.
狗屎，我有很多希望，但… Shit, I wish a lot of things, but I...
你不了解，没人了解 You don't know. Nobody... You don't know.
你很少和人聊这些，对不对？ You don't always talk to other guys like this, do you?
我说了什么？ What'd I say?
没有！ 我到底说了什么？ - Nothin'. - What'd I say?
什么也没说 Nothin'.
你很棒 You're really good, man.
我希望成为专业摄影师 You know, I wish I was a real photographer.
我不是指… Not just like a...
我不是指警察或婚礼之类 我是指… I don't mean police work or weddings.
你想成为艺术家 - I mean... - You mean like an artist.
我感到我们两都想 进入不同的领域成为不同的人 You know, I get this feeling me and you...We both wanna be someplace else. You know what I mean?
我可不 Not me.
好，不是你 Okay. Not you.
这个人像威康荷顿 This guy looks like William Holden.
有一次，我参加摄影展… One time I went down to see this group show with photographers...
遇见一位女士 and I hit it off with this lady in the show.
后来在顶楼和她的朋友们见面 I met all her friends in the lofts and all.
我把我的作品给他们看… Then I showed her my stuff...and this guy says to me...
〝你想不想成为艺术家？〞 "What do you think about being an artist?"
我说，〝想哟！〞 I said, "Yeah, sure, but the only thing is...
〝可惜没有退休金 也没有医疗保险〞 there's no pension, no security, no major medical."
当场没人说话 Nobody laughed.
此话一说，我马上想到 But as soon as I said that, know what I thought?
我只不过是个警察 I'm just a cop.
人民的褓姆，以保护人民为责 I'm like a real civil servant. That's the way I think I think like a civil servant.
但这些人是艺术家 But these people... They're artists.
他们不同，他们喜欢冒险 They're special. They take chances.
冒险！做为一个警察 Chances. You're a fuckin' policeman.
能冒什么险？ What kind of chances you think they're takin'?
冒寿司被污染的险 That the goddamn sushi might be tainted?
你看，这是不同的 Naw, look, it's different.
你能了解我的意思吗？ Either you understand what I'm saying, or you don't.
嘿，你生我的气吗？ 我是站在你这边 Hey, are you mad at me? I'm on your side.
即使她也这么说 No, look. Even she said it.
我的成品代表真相 这是因为工作训练出来的 My stuff comes out of the job. The job is the truth of it.
包括所有的作品 The all of it.
我不能创造 I don't create stuff.
却有一双敏锐的眼睛 I find stuff.
不过，她对我倒是赞赏有加 Anyway, she was pretty nice about it.
一个好人，我喜欢她 A nice person. I liked her.
她真的不错 She was nice.
听起来，她像个泼妇 She sounds like a bitch.
嗨，弗兰克 Hey, Frank.
是巴比！ Bobby Gee.
我也注意到 Yeah, so I noticed.
照得不错 He looks good.
你懂吧！ If you know what I mean.
我要回家了 I'm gonna go home.
等等 Wait a second.
我的太太… My wife?
他们应该把她… They should cross her...
和计算机接到一起 with a Macintosh PC.
人们常说买部计算机… Get a computer...
因为它不会停止工作 that never goes down.
好笑话 This is good.
这个烫伤很厉害 我会派人来照顾你 That's a nasty burn I'll have somebody come over and take care of that.
一点也不痛 It doesn't even hurt.
嘿，赐球的 Hey, the shooter?
球门已关了 I know who he is. The net's closing.
球门已关了？ The net's closing?
我喜欢这句话 〝球门已关了〞 I like that. "The net's closing."
老友，我会使你的美梦成真 The expediter of your dreams, pal.
不，不是我，我没有梦 No, not me, brother. I'm flush.
你没梦，那我岂不要关门大吉 You're flush? The net's closing?
嗨？ - Hi?
干嘛？ Yeah.
嗨！ Hi.
我叫格洛丽 My name is Glory.
昨晚，我把咖啡啡到在你的手上 I'm the one who spilled the coffee on you last night.
喔对，你是那个酒保 - Oh, yeah. The bartender
对 Yeah
弗兰克叫我来照顾你的手 Frank told me to come by...and take care of your hand.
是昨晚的弗兰克吗？ 他叫你来做这些？ Frank from last night? He told you to do that?
我能… Can I...
看看你的手吗？ Your hand?
谢谢 Thanks.
我知道整件事看起来很蠢 This is really stupid, I know.
好吧！随你 Whatever.
谢谢 Thanks.
弗兰克要我留下来 Frank wanted me to stay.
留在这儿 Here.
确定伤口愈合，或换纱布等等 Make sure it heals properly. Change the bandage and all
换纱布？ Change the bandage?
或是别的，我可以再去买些软膏 Whatever. I'll run down, get more ointment.
你要留多… Yeah, well, how long did...
弗兰克… Frank...
弗兰克估计要多久？ How long did Frank imagine this would be?
一个礼拜 他说要一个礼拜 A week. Frank said a week.
不是你想的那样 Look, it's not what you think.
跟性无关 It's not a sex thing.
老天 Jesus.
拜托，让我坐一会儿 Just let me sit down. Please?
咖啡还好吧？ How's the coffee?
好香，一点也不像速溶咖啡 It's so rich, I can't believe it's instant.
你的手呢？ How's your hand?
很好 Great.
你知道我是个警察 You know I'm a cop, right?
他们告诉过我 So I've been told.
好吧… Yeah, well, anyways...
我得去上班了 I have to go to work now.
我会留在这 So, I'll stay here?
但这是我的家… Well, this is my house, so...
我绝不会偷东西 I'm not gonna steal anything.
告诉我弗兰克的电话？ What's Frank's phone number?
先告诉我你要对他说什么 好吗？ Talk to me before you talk to Frank, okay?
你救了他，所以 他要我当你一个礼拜的朋友 You saved his life He wants me to be your friend for a week.
我发誓只有这样 That's all. I swear.
我像一个礼物 I'm like a thank-you present.
陪你七天的礼物 I'm like...a seven-day singing telegram.
像那些手拿汽球，身穿猩猩衣服 到你门口说谢谢的人 Like those people that come to your door in a gorilla suit with balloons.
好了，好了，别说了 Okay, okay. Stop, stop, stop.
我得走了 Look, I gotta get outta here.
我整夜上班，六点到六点半回来 I work straight through the night. I come back 6:00, 6:30 in the morning.
没问题 No problem.
没事可以看电视 There's a TV.
太好了，谢谢 Great. Thanks.
冰箱在厨房里 Refrigerator's in the kitchen.
楼下就是外面 And outside is downstairs.
对，不过我没有多余的钥匙给你 Yeah, if you have a key.
抱歉，给你添麻烦 I'm really sorry about this.
等我回来再好好商量 We'll straighten everything out when I come back.
没问题 Absolutely.
吉米，来看这个 Jimmy, come take a look at this.
法网出来伸张正义了 The net of justice closes in.
喔，老天 Oh, Jesus.
是那个抢匪 That's my shooter.
都是你的错 That was your fault, baby.
我的错？为什么？ My fault? Why is it my fault?
因为你想跟法律玩捉迷藏 Because you are really into pressing that red button.
我没有 你喜欢玩危险游戏，是不是？ - No, I'm not. - You like that shit, huh?
不，我只想讨好你 No, I'm trying to make you something nice.
讨好我？ Make me something nice?
我很抱歉，好了吧！ I'm sorry, okay?
抱歉也挽不回 Sorry goddamn don't get it.
抱歉是胡说八道，逃避责任 Sorry is for shits! Sorry is what that fuckin' meal is!
我本想替你打扫 但每个地方都很干净 I would have cleaned the place for you, but I couldn't find any dirt.
好了，你该走了，起来 Okay, it's time to go. Come on, get up.
为什么？ Why?
为什么？ 因为你们这些人 围着我喘不过气来 Why? Because you people got me surrounded. That's why.
拿着你的包包，我们走 o here's your bag. Let's go.
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
弗兰克昨晚可能杀了人 而我对你一点也不了解 Frank maybe killed somebody last night, and I don't know who you are.
如果弗兰克牵涉到什么 你绝找不到证据 If Frank was involved in something, Frank's not involved.
因为他会使自己离得 十万八千里远 Frank's never involved. He's a million miles away.
你知道什么是牵涉吗？ Let me tell you about involved.
昨天我还和他称兄道弟 今天他可能涉嫌杀人 I buddy up with a guy one night, he maybe kills somebody the next night.
我和他喝得醉醺醺的 而他的女友却在我家 It comes out I got drunk with the shooter, and his girl's in my house.
这就是牵涉 Let me tell ya, that is involved.
我发誓，对这事我一无所知 I swear to God, I don't know what you're talking about.
随你说，再见，我们走，来啊！ Whatever. Good-bye, good-bye. Let's go. Come on.
我不能，他会处罚我 You don't understand. There's a penalty system here.
处罚谁 我吗？ Penalty system for who? Me?
不 是处罚我 No, for me.
如果你送我回去 那我做一辈子也还不清 You send me back, I'll be in to him forever.
为什么？你欠他钱？ Why? You owe him?
我发誓昨晚的事我一点也不知道 I don't know what happened with last night.
我和弗兰克那些肮脏的事 一点也没关系 I swear to God, I don't get involved with Frank's mess. I really don't.
但你欠他？ 这很复杂 - But you owe him? - It's complicated.
怎么复杂法？ Complicated like how?
到底怎么复杂？ Complicated like how?
你说话啊！ Talk to me.
这是我的地方，我要你告诉我 This is my house. Complicated like how?
你有没有听他说过 〝有周转问题？我接受抵押〞 "There's a cash-flow problem. I'll take it in trade." Did you ever hear him say that?
我哥哥有周转问题 而我就是抵押 My brother had the cash-flow problem, and I'm the trade.
我受他控制 直到他说钱已还清为止 I do whatever Frank wants until he says my brother's in the clear.
他怎么控制你呢？ What do you mean, you do whatever Frank wants? Like what?
他叫我来陪你，因为你救了他 就这样 He said to be your friend for a week You saved his life. That's all I know.
如果你送我回去 他会说是我搞砸的… You send me back, he's gonna tell me I screwed up...
再加两个月或六个月 add another two months, six months.
你不能跟他讲理，又不能反抗他 更别想躲他 With Frank, you can't argue. You can't fight You can't hide.
你能帮我吗？ So can you help me out here?
我能不能留下来？ Can I stay?
你干嘛敲我的门？ What are you banging on my door for?
你们吵的太厉害，怎么回事？ You're making a lot of noise. What's going on?
你是警长吗？滚！ 我要见李 - Who are you, a sheriff? Fuck off. - I wanna see Lee.
你还好吧？ Are you okay?
我会把你脚踝弄断 没事 - I'll snap it off at the ankle. - It's okay.
蠢鸟，把你的脚移开 Move your foot, shit bird.
嘿，我是警察 Hey, I'm a police officer.
韦恩，我们只是在吵架 没事的 Wayne, we were just arguing in here. Everything's okay.
你是警察？真的？ 没错 - You're a police officer? Really? - Yeah.
你看这是什么？ Well, guess what?
我会随时注意你 I'm on to you.
你又能怎样呢？ What can you do, you know?
至少你试了 At least you gave it a shot.
那又怎么样？ Yeah, well, whatever.
我泡点茶给你好吗？ Do you want me to make you some tea?
不用了 No, thanks.
弗兰克 Frank...
一切都很顺利 it's going great, yeah.
我发誓 Frank, I swear.
自从我来后，我们一直笑个不停 We haven't stopped laughing since I came in the door.
他很怕痒 He's tickled pink.
他出去了，没法来接电话 No, he can't come to the phone right now. He's out.
去上班 At work.
那跟你无关 That's none of your business.
我得… 以后再打电话给你 I have to... I'll call you back.
我要挂电话了 电话在响 I gotta go. The phone's ringing.
另一个电话 The other phone.
嗨，我吵醒了你吗？ Hi. Did I wake you?
没有，我… 没有 No. I mean... No.
你在学校做校园导游？ So you gave walking tours in school, huh?
你上什么课？历史？房地产？ What'd you study? History? Real estate?
表演，像所有的人一样 Acting. Like everybody and his cousin.
我做导游来付房租… I gave walking tours to make the rent some...
后来我做酒保，因为薪水多 but then I got into tending bar because it paid better.
有更多时间去上课或排演 Open up my days for more classes, auditions.
这里，你随便抓一个酒保 或服务生来问… You ask a bartender or a waiter around here...
〝你做什么？〞 "What do you do?"
他们一定说〝我是演员 我是歌星，我是作家〞 They say, "I'm an actor, I'm a singer...I'm a student, I'm a writer."
几年后，终于认清自己 After a couple years, you have to be honest with yourself.
我只不过是一个酒保 一个男服务生，一个女服务生 I'm a bartender. A waiter Waitress.
人生就是在等船入港时 所发生的一切事情 Life is what happens to you while you're waiting for your ship to come in.
做警察有个好处，不容易被困惑 Cops are lucky in that way, you know? It's hard confusing a cop with anything else.
因为警察永远在寻求真相 I mean, a cop's a cop. The end.
我在弗兰克的酒店做酒保 I was working as a bartender in a club Frank owned.
我知道他放高利贷… I knew Frank put money on the street...
所以把他和我哥哥牵上线 so I put my brother together with Frank.
找他帮忙就像拿海洛因 来治疗酗酒一样 Going to Frank is like taking heroin to cure an alcohol problem, you know?
我哥哥付不出钱来 弗兰克开始插手 My brother can't make his payments. Frank starts taking over.
他把老员工闲除 然后雇用他自己的人 He fires everybody, puts in his own people.
他以公司名义买牛肉，酒 厨房用具等等 He starts ordering through the corporation Steaks, liquor, kitchen equipment, you name it.
再卖给他自己 因为他是匿名合伙人 All to re-sell on his own 'cause he's a silent partner, right?
这样就不必付钱 So he's not liable anyhow.
接下来，我哥哥企图自杀 Next thing I know, my brother slit his wrists.
他太太准备带着小孩跑路 And his wife's ready to run away with his kids.
所以我告诉弗兰克 〝我愿意替我哥哥做抵押〞 So I go to Frank and say..."Leave my brother alone. I'll do anything you want."
至于… Anyways...
我哥哥现在在做服务生 my brother's a waiter now.
至少他还活着 At least he's alive and sort of intact.
你替他做些什么事呢？ So what do you do for him?
有点没点的事 This, that, the other.
例如？ Like what?
这有什么关系呢？ What's the difference?
你能不能露点笑容？ 握住我的手 Could you smile a little? Hold my hand or something?
你回家去！ Go home.
回家？ Home?
对！把钥匙带着，我一会儿就来 Yeah. Just take the keys, and I'll be there soon.
告诉你，我是警察… Listen, I'm a cop...
我不喜欢被跟踪 也不喜欢她被跟踪 and I don't like to be followed, and I don't like her being followed.
弗兰克只想确定你很快乐 Frank just wants to make sure that you're happy.
你快乐吗？ Are you happy?
反正他照样付我钱 I get paid either way.
我叫你回家 I said go home.
我要等你 I wanted to wait for you.
那我们走吧！ - Okay, let's go. - Can I tell you something? Come here.
你能听我说件事吗？只要五分钟 我要回家 - I gotta go. - Gimme five minutes.
你先走，我马上来 Go ahead. I'll be there.
他们找到枪杀匪徒的枪了 They found the gun that did your shooter.
在哪儿？ Yeah? Where?
在另外一个尸体上 On some other dead mutt.
狗屁，绝对是弗兰克做的 Bullshit, he got taken out by Frank Milo.
这家伙恐怕也是弗兰克杀的 Milo probably did this guy too.
把枪留在死者身上表示他是充手 这是栽赃 Left the gun with the body so it looks like a neat solve. It's a plant.
这是破案，大家都高兴 It's a solve, and nobody gives a shit.
只不过死了两个混混罢了 五点钟，得回家了 Two dead mutts in muttland. 5:00. Time to go home.
这是栽赃 It's a plant.
她是谁？ Who's the babe?
朋友 A friend.
哦，是吗？ Oh, yeah?
你隔壁那个女人呢？ What happened to the girl next door? Lee?
她不错，这个太快了点吧！ She's a nice lady. This one's a little too fast for you, no?
你还好吧？怎么回事？ You okay? What's the matter?
没什么 Nothing.
嘿黑，就是她 Hey, that's the one.
天啊！看看她的黑眼圈 Jesus, look at that shiner.
像鼬鼠眼睛一样 Looks like that dog on The Little Rascals. Who is it, Petey?
她被狠扁一顿 She's getting smacked around.
被他？ By him?
我和他谈过，他也是警察 I had a talk with him. The guy's on the job.
他也是警察又怎么样？ 你和他讲过话 He's on the job? So fucking what? You had a talk with him?
对 Yeah.
然后呢？ - And? - He's an asshole.
他是个狗养的
是吗？ Oh, yeah?
替我拿着 Hold this, please.
你好吗？姐 这是我姐姐 How ya doin', Sis? This is my sister.
是吗？ 不错！ - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
老姐你撞到门还是什么？ What, you walk into a door, Sis?
她撞到门吗？ What, she walk into a door?
是不是你揍她？ 没关系 You're not fucking hittin' her or anything, are you?
你有什么鬼问题？ - It's okay. - What is your fucking problem?
汤姆，给我一条毛巾 Tommy, I need your towel.
把你的枪放到毛巾底下 汤姆会替你保管 Slip your piece under the towel. Tommy will hold it for you till after.
来啊！我倒要看你这个大块头 大英雄有多厉害，起来 Come on, you fuckin' hump. Come on, you hero I want a taste of you. Come on, get up.
我对你没兴趣 I got no beef with you.
把枪放到毛巾下 Slip your piece under the towel.
我对你没兴趣 I got no beef with you.
你倒仁慈？这是你的问题吗？ Are you sweet? Is that your problem?
别这样，我们是同行 Come on, I'm on the job.
你他妈才不跟我同行 You ain't on my fuckin' job.
嘿，别这样 Hey, come on.
你把她的地址，电话号码都忘掉 甚至连她的长相都忘掉 You lost her address, her phone number...you can't even remember what she looks like.
知道吗？ Right?
好啦！ 她叫什么？ - Yeah, right. - What's her name?
不知道，好了罢！ I don't know, okay?
你连头都别回，给我滚出去 Don't even turn around to say good-bye.
嗨，酒和奶 只要我见过就不会忘 Hey, Chivas and milk. I never forget a neck.
哪天我们两一起喝这玩意 You should try that shit with me sometime.
是吗？你喜欢的我并不喜欢 Yeah? Different strokes for different folks.
无胆不成英雄，对不对？ No guts, no glory, right?
要买烟吗 Smoke, smoke
什么？ What?
烟！ Smoke.
你指迷幼药，毒品，还是什么？ You mean pot, crack, what?
和我玩这一套 我把你屁股给射穿 Get smart with me, I'll bust a cap in your ass.
你这个狗养的，想跟我耍狠 You wanna do Dodge City with me, motherfucker?
你疯了？ 疯了？我是条疯狗 - Hey, you crazy? - Crazy? I'm a fuckin' mad dog.
天啊！ Jesus.
弗兰克，你使他更强壮 Frank, you're making him strong again.
你到哪去了？ Where were you?
你替他做什么？ What do you do for him?
替谁？弗兰克吗？ Who, Frank?
我是酒保 I tend bar.
还做什么？ 送货 - What else? - Deliver things.
什么货？ 很奇怪的东西 - What things? - Some pretty weird shit.
举个例吧？ Like what?
有一次我送个盒子到底特律 Once I took this box up to a guy in Detroit.
在灰狗车上六个钟头，我一直猜 I took the Greyhound So I'm sitting on the bus six hours, wondering.
最后忍不住了到厕所去 I go into the bathroom in the back.
打开盒子往里一看 I open the box and look inside.
是一只涂了指甲油 带着结婚戒指的手 There was a human hand in there...with manicured nails and a wedding band.
我差点吓死 I almost died.
到了底特律 I get up to Detroit.
把盒子交给开保龄球馆的那个人 I deliver it to some guy behind a counter in a bowling alley.
他打开盒子看一看… This guy, he opens the box, looks inside...
居然给我小费 好像我是送外卖的一样 and he gives me a tip like I was delivering takeout.
你和他上过床？ You sleep with him?
和弗兰克？ 我认为他跟本没有性生活 With Frank? I don't think he has sex.
他叫你和别人上床吗？ Does he make you sleep with anybody else?
没有 No.
他有女孩们专做这事 He's got girls for that.
他叫她们〝弗兰克的舞者〞 The "Frank Milo dancers," he calls them.
所以你不需要和别的男人睡觉 So you never had to sleep with anybody else?
有一次，保龄球绾的家伙来 One time, the guy from the bowling alley?
指名找我… He came into town and he asked for me...
弗兰克叫我和他出去 至于其它的事就由我自己负责 and Frank said I had to go out with him, but what happened was up to me.
结果他比我强壮很多… What happened was he was a lot physically strong than me...
不过，我还是活过来了 so I survived.
喔，我的天 Oh, Jesus.
她竟然活过来了 She survived.
好，那我呢？ Okay, what about me?
如果我想侵犯你呢？ 你到底不过是个礼物罢了 What if I get horny? You're a thank-you present, right?
为什么男人认为发生在女人身上 最坏的事就是和男人上床 Why is it the worst thing a guy can imagine happening to a woman...is that she fucked some other guy?
我没这么说，我并不是这样想 I never said that. That's not what I'm driving at.
那你是怎样想？ 我不知道，好了吧？ - What are you driving at? - I don't know, okay?
我尽我的能力帮人 但我不是勇士更不是英雄 I do what I can for people, but I'm no warrior. I'm no hero. Sorry.
韦恩，我没要你救我 I'm not asking you to save me, Wayne.
但你却需要被救出火坑 对不对？ So you need to be saved, right?
告诉我，对不对？ Tell me. You need to be saved, right?
接下来的五天 你就把我当成你的普通朋友 Look, for the next five days...let's just pretend we're your basic, normal couple.
普通？ 看看电视啦 - Normal. - Watch TV.
哦，看电视 TV. Right.
弗兰克，停下来 把机器停下来 Frank! Stop it! Stop the machine, Frank!
别拉开关 Don't pull that switch!
韦恩，能不能搂着我？ Wayne, could you put your arm around me?
伟斯在哪儿？ Where's Varsdic?
他说要去炸水坝 He said he'd blow up the dam.
如果你不愿意，我不会在意 If you don't wanna do anything, that's okay with me.
我尊重你的决定 I'll go with that.
好，我不愿意 Okay, I don't wanna do anything.
没关系 Good. That's okay.
你是个体贴的男人 You're a sweet man, you know that?
嘿，我没开玩笑 如果你不想… Hey, no kiddin'. If you don't wanna do it...
没有关系 it's, it's okay.
张开你的嘴唇 Open your lips.
我知道怎么接吻 I know how to kiss.
看来，我该做点伏地挺身了 You know, I oughta... I should do some sit-ups.
现在？ Right now?
不，我是指平常 No, I mean, you know, in general.
你是我的英雄？你是我的男人？ Are you my hero? Are you my man?
你是个甜蜜的人 You're a sweet man.
下次你可得小心了 Watch out for next time.
很公平 Fair enough.
我两年没做过爱 I haven't made love in two years.
做爱，我喜欢你这么说 Made love. I like that.
你讲的像圆桌武士时代的话 You talk like someone out of the Round Table days.
兰斯洛特爵士 Sir Lancelot.
加拉哈特 Galahad.
拍照死者时… The thing about photographing death...
死者没有尊严 There's no dignity in death.
没办法保护自己 像把裙子拉下来啦 The body can't defend itself Can't pull its skirt down.
把嘴巴闭起来啦 Can't close its mouth.
警察在现场到处走动 随便开玩笑 Cops are walkin' around the crime scene, everything's a joke.
所拍摄的是最无助的尸体 What you're photographing on the job...is like the worst kind of helplessness.
你知道我为什么做警察吗？ You know why I became a cop?
我父亲一辈子在帽子店做店员 My father, his whole life he was a sales clerk in a hat store.
很低微的人 A real invisible man.
一辈子忍气吞声 Spent his whole life doin' that. Takin' shit from people.
我怕像他一样，所以选择做警察 I was so afraid I'd wind up like him...I panicked and became a policeman.
好像有点过份，是不是？ Kinda overreacted, you know?
好安静 It's so quiet.
不敢相信，和你一起在这里 I can't believe I'm here with you.
有一天，清晨三点 我从这里往下看 One time, about 3:00 in the morning...I was set up right here, lookin' down this street.
你猜我看到什么？ I'm lookin' right down, I swear to God. You know what I see?
向天发誓，是一只鹿 A goddamn deer is standing there at that intersection down there.
差点把我吓出心脏病来 I couldn't believe it. I almost had a heart attack.
不知道它从哪里来的 I don't know where it came from.
也许从印第安州跑过来 或从动物园逃出来 Maybe it swam over from Indiana, escaped from the zoo...but there it was, this, this deer.
清晨三点我跟小鹿就在这街上 Me and this deer at 3:00 a.m. in the morning.
让我给你看那张照片 Let me show you that photo of the deer.
能不能替我照张相 - Would you photograph me? - No, you don't want...
不，你不会愿意… With the people I take pictures of
会给你带来霉运 it would be bad luck.
好啦 Come on.
抱歉，不行 No way. Sorry.
韦恩，别这样嘛！ Wayne, come on.
不，我会觉得太怪异 No, it would freak me out.
照片到底跑到哪去了 Where the hell did I put it?
韦恩 Wayne
好，好 All right. All right.
笑一笑 Smile for the birdie.
替我照 Do me.
很奇怪，你每天带枪上班 It's so weird, you wearing a gun to work every day.
我老是忘记 I keep forgetting, you know?
无胆不成英雄嘛！ Hey, no guts, no glory.
你瞧，我不是告诉你 这种食物会吃死人 You see? I told you, Wayne. This food can kill you.
服务生说，那家伙走进来… Waiter says guy walks in, comes up...
向他头上开两枪，马上出去 bop-bop, back of the head, walks right out.
吉诺，美国葛兰市人 有烫手货在身上 Gangland, USA. Gino Coraldi...was sitting down to some calamari.
他刚把阿法诺 外号〝饿狼〞的账本偷走 He'd just stolen the account books of Alphonse "The Wolf" Lupo.
想来庆祝一番 He felt like celebrating.
对不对 About right?
不管到哪里我都是男妓 I'm just a gigolo Everywhere I go
人们知道我的职业 People know the part I'm playing
以舞赚钱 Pay for every dance
出卖感情 Selling each romance
这是刘易斯普洛马的歌 我最喜欢他 Louis Prima! The best!
这一天终会来到 And there will come a day
当青春已去 When youth will pass away
他们会对我怎么说？ What will they say about me
他们会说他只不过是个男妓 When the end comes I know They'll say just a gigolo
没有我世界仍在运转 Life goes on without me 'cause
因为我什么也不是 I ain't got nobody
什么也不是 - Nobody - No, and there's
没人关心我 Nobody that cares for me
没有一个人关心我 There's nobody that cares for me
我是多么的悲伤与寂寞 - I'm so sad and lonely - I am sad and lonely
悲伤与寂寞，悲伤与寂寞 Sad and lonely Sad and lonely
说不定哪天有个甜心垂青于我 Won't some sweet mama come take a chance with me
因为我到底并不是那么坏 'Cause I ain't so bad
你认为动机是什么？ What do you think is the motive here?
当离开人世，人们会说 他只不过是个男妓 When the end comes I know They'll say just a gigolo
没有我世界仍在运转 Life goes on without me 'cause
因为我什么也不是 I ain't got nobody
你昨天和人性交了吗？ What, did you get laid last night?
迈克，我不做性交，我只做爱 Mike, I don't get laid. I make love.
谢谢你 Thank you.
嗨，韦恩 Hi, Wayne.
我发誓，是真的 - Hey, Mike. - Swear to God, it's true.
我有个朋友叫费力 Then my friend Phil.
他到警察局应征工作 Philly applies to the police department.
面试官问〝费力，你多高？〞 Interviewer says, "Mr. Scarangelo, what's your height?"
他看着手掌说〝六呎三吋〞 Philly reads off his palm, "Six foot, three inches."
那人又问〝多重？〞 Guy says, "What's your weight?"
〝哦，两百零三磅〞 "Uh, 203 pounds."
那人又问〝你叫什么名字？〞 Guy says, "And can you tell me your first name?"
费力说… Philly goes...
费力 "Philly."
面试官说 〝你的头为什么要那样晃？〞 The interviewer says, "What was that you did with your head like that?"
费力则唱… Philly goes...
祝你生日快乐，祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you
还有一个 That's nothin'.
我对我太太说 嗨，你听过打扫和做菜吗〞 I said to my wife, "Hey! Did you ever hear of clean-ing, cook-ing?"
她说〝是中国的两个城市吗？〞 She says, "Two cities in China?"
我太太真是这么说的 My wife said this!
嘿，他来了 Hey! There he is!
我只是路过 I just come by.
买了一些甜点 I went in on a bakery.
菠萝奶油蛋糕 Pineapple-Sour Cream.
吃啊！ Eat.
你看起来很累 - You look drawn. - What are you doing here?
你到这儿干嘛？
哈洛德说你看起来不太高兴 I don't know. Harold said you didn't seem so happy the other day.
我正好在附近，就来看看 I was in the neighborhood, so I thought I'd check in with you.
告诉我怎么样了？ So how's it goin'?
手上的烫伤好了吗？ How's that burn on your hand?
很好 Doing fine.
真的好吗？ Nice-nice?
是的 Fine.
礼物你喜欢吗？ The gift that keeps on givin'.
哪里不对了？ What's wrong?
韦恩
她把你迷住了吗？ She's yankin' your chain, right?
让你很困扰是不是？ Messin' with your head?
没错，看看你 Sure. Look at ya.
她一定告诉你那些 赚人血泪的故事 Givin' you sob stories, I bet.
我不知道你在说什么？ I don't know what you're talking about.
那就别给我这个臭脸看 Then quit givin' me that look, Ma.
别忘了，我可是你的朋友 I'm your sonny boy.
可要我为你唱首歌？ Want me to sing for you?
我能吃这块吗？ May I?
我得走了 I gotta go.
还有 Look.
明天我要做脱口秀 希望你能来 I'm doing Comic-Cazie tomorrow. You should come.
除非你忙，没时间 Unless, you know, you're busy.
他在这儿干嘛？ What the fuck is he doin' here?
不知道 I don't know.
我以前跟你说的就是这家伙 - That's the guy I told you about. - Fuck you. And who are you?
去你的蛋！这又是谁？
这是弗兰克 This is, uh, Frank.
弗兰克米罗？ Frank Milo?
你听过我？ You've heard of me?
不错 Yeah.
韦恩说垃圾桶的人头 那件案子是你干的 Wayne says you killed that mutt we found in the garbage can the other night.
我还以为你在演艺圈听过我 I thought maybe you'd heard of me in the clubs... you know, comic circles.
抱歉，只在坏人圈听过你 No, just scumbag circles. Sorry.
老天！ Jesus Christ.
你是为了这件事而心烦吗？ Is this what's troublin' you?
弗兰克，我有一大堆事要做 I'm kinda jammed up here, Frank.
我以为我们是朋友 I thought we were friends.
不是 No
两个人都希望能身处易地 Two guys wished they were someplace else.
随你说 Whatever.
好吧，我会在… All right, I'll come by...
我看看，今天是星期四 Let's see, tonight's Thursday.
我会在下星期一把她接走 I'll come by, pick her up Monday.
好吗？下星期一 Okay? Monday morning.
再见 See ya, Ma.
还有，我可不知道什么 垃圾桶人头的事 And, incidentally, I don't know what you're talkin' about...a guy in a garbage pail, but, uh...
不过，就我所知 一般人若不是老死在床上 most of the people I know who don't die in bed...
就是自杀而死 they usually wind up killing themselves.
星期一接谁？怎么回事？ Pick who up Monday? What's up, man?
我不知道，我不知道 你知道吗？ I don't know. I don't know, you know?
喂？ Hello?
你在玩什么花样？ What are you trying to pull now?
嗨，弗兰克 Frank, hi.
我要你星期一离闲 I want you out of there by Monday.
别想再洗那个笨猪的脑 否则有得你瞧 No more head trips on this chump...or you will be the one with the problem.
他不是笨猪 Hey, he's not a chump, okay?
这次我是帮你大忙 I told you I was doin' you a big favor with this.
最恨别人利用机会占我便宜 I hate it when people take advantage of my favors.
占便宜？弗兰克，别这么说 Taking advantage? Come on, Frank.
我再帮你一次… And then I'm gonna do you one more big favor...
也是你最后一次替我做事 and this'll be about the last thing you do for me.
是底特律一个朋友的朋友 It's for a friend of a friend from Detroit.
弗兰克，谢谢你 Thanks, Frank.
我会到，我会到的 I'll be there. I'll be there.
不管发生什么由我自己负责 听起来好熟喔！ Whatever happens is up to me. Where have I heard that before?
我没有… I'm not...
我没有讽刺你 I'm not giving you lip.
我没有 I'm not.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我一直都是一个好伴游 When have I not been good company?
什么，你要陪底特律那家伙？ What, you got a date from Detroit comin' up?
下礼拜才去 It's not till next week.
我们仍有三天三夜在一起 We still have three fun-filled days and nights here.
尽量利用吧！ Let's make the most of it, okay?
你不能再回到他那去 You're not goin' back to him.
那并不是世界末日 It's not the end of the world.
是的 Yeah, it is.
我爱你 I love you.
你没有办法，你能做什么呢？ There's nothing you can do about it.
我说我爱你 - What can you do about it? - I said I love you.
我不能再要了 I don't want another one of those.
那不是她的错 It wasn't her fault.
嘿，你那朋友叫什么弗兰克的 Hey. Your pal. What's his name, uh, Frank?
他送来的 在冰箱里替你留了两块 He sent it over. I saved two pieces in the fridge for ya.
他做什么？蛋糕师吗？ Yeah, what is he, a baker?
这些甜点会害死我 He's killin' me with this crap.
喔，老天 Oh, Jesus.
星期一你有时间吗？ Are you doing anything urgent on Monday?
几点？ What time?
你在我楼下，根本不认识我 One floor below me You don't even know me
我爱你 I love you
如果你要我，就敲屋顶 On the ceiling if you want me
如果答案是不 If the answer is no
表示我们在走廊见面 Means you'll meet me in the hallway
敲两次管子 Twice on the pipe
表示你跟本不来 Means you ain't gonna show
嘿，〝大情人〞怎么说？ Hey, "occifer," what's the word?
没什么 Nothin' much.
她下来吗？ She comin' down?
她坐哪儿？车子已经满了 Where's she gonna fit? Looks like a full boat.
她可以坐在我的腿上 She can sit on my lap.
她下来吗？ She comin' down?
这个礼拜像发疯了一样 You wouldn't believe what happened this week. It's crazy, man.
哦，是吗？ 是的 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
我想告诉你，我是认真的 Uh, listen, I'm serious.
我们真的相爱 We're, uh, we're in love.
而且我们想…我们想同居 And I think we're gonna... we're gonna live together.
甚至结婚，如果可能的话 Maybe even get married. Who knows?
我是认真的，向天发誓 Yeah, well, I'm serious. I swear to God.
这就是人生，对不对？ That's life, you know?
〝这就是人生〞你这个混蛋 "That's life." Fuckin' Wayne.
给你一尺，你进我一丈 You give him a hand, he takes the whole arm.
把她带下来 Bring her down.
我爱她 I love her.
你爱她，我拥有她！ You love her. I own her!
我知道，我知道，我就知道 I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
在办公室我不是已经告诉过你？ Didn't I call it right on the nose when I saw you in the office?
如果你不知道她只是在玩弄你 那你就是天大的蠢蛋 You're a schmuck if you don't think she's playing you like a violin.
女人 Women.
你没办法和她们一起生活 又不能杀了她们 Fuckin' women... You can't live with 'em, you can't kill 'em.
好吧，如果你要… Okay, if you want...
你可以成为债务人 you can assume the debt.
债务人？ Assume the debt?
不错 Yeah.
做我的朋友 Be my friend.
至于做什么，我还没决定 反正你是警察 For what, I don't exactly know. You're a cop.
也许会找你帮忙，也许不会 Maybe somethin', maybe nothin'.
如果在一年内 You want me to forget about her, for the next year...
只要我找你，你就要帮忙 if I call you, you have to pick up the phone.
我就还她自由 That I can live with.
我不能这么做 I can't do that.
那把她叫下来 Then send her down.
我也不能这么做 I can't do that either.
哈洛德 Harold
你好 - Hello.
你怎么样？？ How ya doin'?
好，你呢？ Good. And you?
我也好 I'm good.
你带手枪吗？ Are you heeled?
他们有没有捉到 垃圾桶人头的凶手？ Did they ever catch the guy who did the shithead in the garbage can?
她不爱你 She don't love you
只有我爱你 Like I love you
笨蛋，小心玻璃门 Watch the glass door, asshole!
谁在上面？ Who's up there, Wayne?
我爱她 I love her.
上帝 Jesus Christ.
来吧！我们去看看 Come on. Let's go see.
你老叫别人替你打架吗？ You always get someone else to fight your fights for you?
我似乎也没资格说这话 哈洛德，你还好吗？ Who am I to talk, right? You okay, Harold?
连大块头也不能叫你说出 她在哪儿 Given the fact that wild horses couldn't get you to tell me where she is...
那么让我告诉你 Stop me if I'm wrong...
我决定这么做… this is the best I can do for ya.
以一年来计算… Now, the cash value of her services to me...
将她的服务换成现金… projected over one year...
应该是七万… would be 70...
七万五？这就是她的赎身价 $ 75,000. You wanna buy her?
七万五？ 75,000?
好吧 Okay.
钱庄来个跳楼大甩卖 The money store...is gonna run a founder's day sale...
五万 50
不，不，你救过我的命 No. No. You saved my life.
算你四万好了 You can have her for 40,000.
四万 Forty.
如果钱不够，可以跟我借 If you don't have it, you can borrow it from me.
以你的服务来做交换 You can pay me back with a personal services contract.
操你的 Fuck you.
操我的，好 Fuck me? Okay.
你倒是来啊！ Fuck me then.
去合作社，去银行… Go to your credit union, go to your bank...
去房屋贷款公司 甚至去找你妈 go to Household Finance, go to your mother.
我给你三天 You got three days.
到时候一手交钱，一手交货 I want 40,000, or I want Glory.
今天真倒霉 This shit today, Wayne?
全让你给破坏了 This was fuckin' Romper Room.
你喜欢棒球吗？ You like baseball?
等把事情解决掉 我请你去看棒球赛 You get this straight with me, I'll take you to some Sox games.
我有特别套房的票 I got a season's box.
三天后四万 Forty in three, chief.
那家伙会咬人 - That guy bites.
解决了 It's over.
等等，等一等 Wait a minute, wait a minute.
他退缩了？ He backed off?
他已成为历史NHe's history.
我欠你太多太多 I owe you one. I owe you ten.
怎么回事？ What the hell's goin' on?
很复杂，不过已经解决了 It's complicated. It's nothin'.
欢迎来到自由世界 Welcome to the world.
迈克，他是生意人 不会自掘死路 Mike, he's a businessman. He wants to stay in business.
他和警察做对，没有好处 He's fightin' with cops. There's no percentage in that.
这次真谢谢你 That's it. Thanks, man.
我真的可以出来了吗？ So, I'm really out of here?
出来？ Out of here?
对，我是说我自由了吗？ Yeah. You know what I mean. I mean, I'm free?
我可以跳上飞机远走高飞吗？ I can hop on a plane and vanish?
如果你真想那样做的话 If that's what you wanted to do.
不，只是比喻而已 No, I mean, I'm just sayin'. You know, hypothetical.
几天之后，就算你想到 月球旅行也没人管得了 'Cause in a couple of days, you can go to the moon...and take cooking classes for all Frank cares.
几天之后？ 为什么不是现在？ In a few days? Why not now?
他要你给他几天时间 好做个了断 He asked me to ask you to sit tight a few days...so he can take care of loose ends.
了断？ Loose ends?
他得给底特律那家伙一个交代 You know, he said he had to get coverage for that guy from Detroit.
真的很便宜，他说星期三 给他四万预付款 It's a goddamn steal. The guy said 40 on his desk by Wednesday.
就卖给我六万五 差额他会给我和人贷款 He'll let me have it for 65 with a personal mortgage...between me and him for the rest.
他急需钱，否则房子至少值十万 The guy's desperate. The house has gotta be worth at least a hundred.
我只要筹四万 - I just have to make the 40. - Lake Zurich.
兹瑞湖，在那你能做什么？ - What the hell you gonna do up there? - Nothing. I'll flip it.
我只想转个手，借我五千 到时还你七千 Lend me five, I'll give you back seven when I flip it.
我没有 I don't have it.
你不想知道是做什么用吗？ Don't you wanna know what it's for?
不 No
是为了去买苏黎世湖的一栋房子 It's for this real dream house up in Lake Zurich.
他要多少钱？ How much does he want for her?
多过我所能负担的 More than I got.
你到底要不要帮我？ You gonna help me or not?
抱歉，我帮不上忙 He ain't gettin' my money. Sorry.
多少？ How much am I goin' for?
四万 Forty thousand.
只要这么点？ That all?
从七万五杀下来的 Knocked down from 75.
一定是淡季 Must be out of season.
你到哪儿筹的呢？ Where'd you get it?
这不是问题 Doesn't matter.
问题是我只筹出两万七千五 你想他会接受吗？ I could only come up with $27,500. You think he'll come down more?
天呀！ Jesus Christ.
等事情过去后 I just thought of somethin'.
如果有人问你 〝你怎么得到那个金发女郎？〞 This thing comes off, people say to you, "Where'd you get the blond?"
你就说〝在钱庄 从七万五杀到四万得来的〞 You can say, "From the money store, marked down from 75 to 27,500."
我绝对不会这么说 No, I'd never say that.
我要回家了，告诉弗兰克 到我家来接我\I'm going home, Wayne. Tell Frank to pick me up at home.
你听好，整整一年的时间我都是弗兰克的财产 Look, I just spent a year being somebody's property.
而现在，你想买我？ Now, what, you're gonna buy me?
不，我只想要你和我在一起 No, I'm asking you, stay with me.
我和弗兰克不同 他拥有你，而我只是要求你 Frank kept you, not me. I'm not him. I'm asking you.
你想到处走走，我了解 If you wanna get some air, it's okay, I understand.
绝不会阻止你 I'm not stopping you. It's okay.
我不愿意再来一次 把钱收起来，拿着它 I can't go through with this. Save your money. Take it.
拿着它呀！ Take it.
别成为陌生人 Don't be a stranger.
我感觉到旧事又要重演了 I got a sense of deja vu.
我也是 Me too.
钱带来了吗？ You got the money?
没有 Nope.
好 Right.
又得叫那猩猩把她抓下来了？ Now I gotta get my big fuckin' ape to go upstairs and get her?
我有个预感，她也许在 也许不在，对不对？ Maybe she's there, maybe she's not, right? Deja vu.
告诉你 Well, guess what.
我不吃这套 I'm not even gonna deal with that right now.
记得我曾经告诉过你… I told you once before...
别不尊重我 别低估我 don't ever disrespect me, don't ever underestimate me.
否则，有你好受的 If you do, your life becomes a raging sea.
到车子里去 Get in the car.
我叫你到车子里去 Get in the car.
你想怎样？我可是警察 What are you doing? I'm a cop.
你是狗屎 You're shit.
疯狗，怎么样？ What's up, Mad Dog?
第七骑兵队到了 The 7th Cavalry.
那我们成了什么？ 被诅咒的〝红番〞？ What's that make us, the friggin' Comanches?
你们想来个街头群殴吗？ You think we're gonna have a great big street fight now?
别耽心，我们会离闲 但是你知道吗？ We'll go away. But you know what?
我们会找到她，总有人会找到她 We'll get her. Somebody'll get her.
撞车后逃逸或抢劫 A hit and run, a mugging.
你知道什么是菠特淋菌中毒吗？ Do you know what botulism is?
我们可以在汤里下毒 We can get her with soup.
你也逃不掉 Get you too.
每天都有意外发生 Accidents happen all the time.
那我们就在今天做个了结 Then let's end it today.
好，把她带下来 Fine. Bring her down.
要我独自生活，我宁愿死 I can't be alone anymore. I'd rather be dead.
那是你自己的问题 That's your fuckin' problem.
来，就只有你和我 Come on, you and me.
你和我？ You and me?
现在，就是现在 Now. Right now.
嘿，成熟点 Hey, grow up.
拜托，拜托！ Please. Please!
我会他妈的杀了你 我不在乎，我不… I'll fuckin' kill you! I don't care! I don't...
我不！我真的一点也不在乎！ I... I don't! I don't care!
现在就杀了你！ - I'll fuckin' kill you right now! - Wayne, take it easy.
我会杀了你，再把枪吃掉 I'll shoot you and eat my fuckin' gun!
你疯了？ Are you fuckin' nuts?
跟我打呀！ Fight me!
韦恩，别这样 Come on, Wayne!
别这样，只不过是个女人而已 Come on, Wayne. It's a girl.
-为了她来跟我打啊 -把枪放下 - Fight me for her! - Put it down.
韦恩，别像小孩一样 That's playground, Wayne.
为了她来跟我打啊 Fight me for her!
他真的疯了！ It's getting real crazy here.
来啊！ Fight me!
come on, man. - Fight me!
韦恩 Wayne.
就现在！ Now!
好了 Okay
把枪放下 Put it down.
放下来，把枪放下来 Put it down, put it down.
韦恩，把枪放下 Put it down, man
我正在做！ I'm puttin' it down!
弗兰克，揍他！ Get him, Frank!
韦恩，揍那个狗养的！ Wayne, get that piece of shit!
韦恩，加油！ - Come on, Wayne! - Hit him!
韦恩，扁他！ Hit him, Wayne!
弗兰克，狠扁他，再来一次！ Fuckin' A, Frank! Get him again!
你这该死的废物，弗兰克！ 揍他！ - You fuckin' piece of garbage! - Hit him, Frankie!
踢他！再来一次！ Kick him, Frankie! Go ahead!
韦恩，打他！ Get him, Wayne!
扁这个垃圾虫！韦恩，扁他！ - Get that garbage! Get him, Wayne! - Come on, Wayne!
看她怎么搞我们！ Look what she's doin' to us, man.
看她怎么破坏我们的友谊！ Look what she's doin' to our friendship, man!
那就放弃她 Then quit.
别打了，认输吧！ Lay down. Stay down.
- 差不多了 韦恩 - 别起来 - Come on, Wayne! - Stay down.
别起来，韦恩，别打了！ Stay down, Wayne. Stay down.
弗兰克，把他打开花！弗兰克，把他打开花！ - Grab him! - Break his ass, Frank.
加油 - Go for it! - Come on!
揍他！用力！ Break loose, baby! Break loose!
Here he goes! Get him!
再打他！ Hit him again!
韦恩，打得好！再接再厉！ All right, Wayne! Go ahead! Hit him!
韦恩，杀了他！ Kill him, Wayne!
别让他起来！ Don't let him up!
停止！你们停止！太过份了！ Stop! Stop it! This is stupid!
他迟早会杀了你 He'll kill you sooner or later.
- 我要跟他走，弗兰克，求你啦！ - 什么？ - I'm goin' with him. Come on, Frank. - What?
不 不 不 你说了不算！ - No! No! - It's not up to you!
不，别求他！ - Come on! - No, you're not!
我必须求 Yes, I am.
不用求他，已经解决了 No, you're not! It's over.
不，要等他答应才算解决 韦恩 It's not over till he says it's over, Wayne.
求你啦，弗兰克！ Come on, Frank.
不，不 No. No.
求你啦，放过我们！ Now, come on, let's go.
闭嘴 Shut up.
带她走，最好死在她手上 Take her and choke on her.
什么？ What?
我和你们两一刀两断 我心理医生一定很高兴我这么做 I wash my hands on both of ya. It'll make my therapist very happy.
老友，你的美梦成真了 The expediter of your dreams, pal.
杀了那该死的警察 Kill that fuckin' cop.
弗兰克，你怎么搞的？ Frankie, what's the matter with you?
看在老天份上，别打了！ Come on, break it up, for Christ's sake!
够了！ That's enough!
将来会有意外吗？ What about accidents?
你自己就是该死的意外 You're the fuckin' accident.
你看到我周遭的人吗？ Do you see who I run with?
这就是我的生活 This is my life.
你居然打掉我的牙 I lost a fuckin' tooth.
对不起 Sorry.
本来我以为我们会成为朋友 I thought we might wind up bein' friends, me and you.
我们走 Let's go.
你还好吗？ You all right?
我没事 Yeah.
疯狗，干得好！ Way to go, Mad Dog.
你有什么打算？ What are you gonna do?
咱们回家吧！ Let's go home.
走吧 Come on.
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